The New ESPN Body Issue Has Ruined Hope Solo For Me

This woman could officially eat me alive. There's just no words to describe this. I mean maybe I thought she was attractive because of the sweet goalie suits she was wearing in the World Cup. I mean even if she didn't just choke against Japan, I still would find this cover repulsive. Maybe she should rethink soccer goalie and try playing tight end, the girl is an absolute monster.

This was my exact reaction after seeing this...