Reaction to Pats Loss

Not worried. Not worried at all. Coming off the bye week, they were still on vacation. It's not concerning because the Pats never lose back to back games ever. What is interesting though is how Brady just kind of looked like a baby the entire game. I don't know, he had like a little scowl on his face that he wasn't still in the Bahamas cuddling with Gisele. He still tossed 2 touchdown passes which is good for any other quarterback of course, but with Brady I expect at least 3 to 4 per game. Ryan Clark, the Steelers corner delivered another late hit. I swear he does that every year against us. Which is also why I'm wondering why do we play the Steelers but the Jets don't? The Jets went further into the playoffs last year so why don't they get a more difficult schedule. Riddle me that one? This is the first time in forever that the Jets have a somewhat comparable schedule to the Pats. It's sickening but who knows. Maybe they are trying to preserve the life of Rex because with his weight and the way he gets when they lose, its a dangerous combination.

But for anybody who plays the Patriots, it's obviously their Super Bowl of course...

Seinfeldism of the Day: Independence vs. Relationship

As he says, "A George divided against itself, cannot stand." Is this how relationships make people feel? Who knows. They are still a mystery to me till this day and there isn't much of any hints. But what I have spent years trying to figure out, George figures it out in a short 45 second rant. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Getting Divorced

Did you actually think I would waste my time writing anything about this...NEXT POST please.

Best Commercials of All-Time

6. Bud Light: "Jackie Moon: Semi Pro"

If you don't absolutely howl at this commercial then you don't really have a pulse. This was a Super Bowl commercial I believe back in 2007 (shocking the Pats were in the Super Bowl). Anyway, Will Ferrel nails this ad. Now I'm not 21 and I can't drink obviously because that would be illegal but I know what my first beer is when I'm offered one..."Bud Light..suck one."

I'm Back!

Some of you care, some you don't, but I'm back in the blogging routine. I was away in Philly this weekend aka "Swag City" and it was another great time. Halloweekend was an absolute success. It really contained a little bit of everything. I must say one of the many highlights of the trip was waking up to a dog in the house, an American pitbull to be exact. Apparently the dog was wondering the streets of Manyunk (section next to Philly) and it was scooped up by members of our elite squad located on Wynnfield Avenue. It was brought back to the house and was given the proper care it needed. We even had a dog bowl. We also named the dog Ms. PacMan. Regardless, this dog was saved. A call was placed to an animal hospital in the area where the dog's owners had reported it missing. Well, we got your dog right here guys. Better learn to keep a closer eye on the thing. Hero or criminal? I don't know but regardless the dog is back home.

"What do pitbulls dream of, when they take a little doggy snooze
Do they dream of mauling faces, or Clifford the big red dog
Well don't you worry your scary, skinny face, we're gonna get you back to Manyunk in your sketchy, interesting bed
And then we're clean this house all up
And then we're gonna do it all over again..."

Pretty much the anthem for the weekend.

Seinfeldism of the Day: Striking Out

We've all been there, men and women. The feeling of oh boy I'm done. Well this should give you hope. If it can happen for George, it can happen for you.

Fairfield at it Again

Fairfield is ranked the second-best town in Connecticut, second only to the nearby Greenwich. This means looking up is Westport, New Canaan, Wilton and those other towns in the area. Everybody reading this knows I can go on an absolute rant about how I've known this is true for some time now, but I will digress. I'm mature now and I'll just take this honor and put it in my back pocket. 06824. I mean I could rant but I'd get yelled at. West Hartford ranks number 4? That's a town?

@DailyFairfieldThe Daily Fairfield

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Best Commercials of All-Time

7. "Big Buddy": ESPN
Oh ESPN. Back in the day they had the greatest commercials. They still do, but this one with Kenny Mayne, Dan Patrick and Stuart Scott is vintage. SportCenter 90's style right here. Can't not laugh at the last line in this commercial. Too good. ESPN commercials will be seen on this list later on for sure.

Coke's New Cans Look Sweet

I love cans that are white. These cans are going to make me slug coke every day this holiday season. My mom will be mad because of course Coke makes my face look like the rocky mountains, but when will I ever be able to drink Coke out of a white can again? They say the reasoning behind the color change is to bring attention to our fellow friends the polar bear up in the Arctic, or what remains of the Arctic. Listen, global warming or no global warming, the cans are sweet. Whether you think of a polar bear or not when seeing the can, it's Coca-Cola in a white can. It's fantastic. I am not quite sure what a white Coke can will do to help the polar bears but I guess it's a start. Bravo Coke, the cans have a sweet design. COKE > PEPSI.

This got me thinking about other white objects that are sweet...

 Atta baby Obama.

Best helmet in college football hands down. 

White iPhone is flashy. 

Ok, this may be a bit of stretch Betty...

White Goodman?

I Hope Gronk is Suspended for the Game

I demand a lot of from my teams. I'm a Boston fan and anything short of a championship is unacceptable. I can't have my star tight-end strutting around with some chick who could only cause trouble. C'mon Gronk. After seeing what the Red Sox went through, I can't have anymore tomfoolery. Listen, Gronk this is the exact equivalent to drinking beer in the clubhouse. A night with an adult film star and smashing bronsons in the dugout are parallel instances. I can't have this. That Patriot jersey you put on her really? Shame on you Gronk. Only the greatest ever get to wear that jersey and you're going off and just slipping it right on her. Why can't you be more like Brady? Go to the Bahamas and just chill. You know Brady just had a phenomenal time just him and Gisele. Not a care in the world. Gronk I'm all about partying but first off her name was Bibi (could that "bibi" more dumb). And doing this the week before you play against Ben Rapelies-I mean Ben Rothleisberger. Now you made what he did look just fine. Take a seat Gronk, we'll see you next weekend in Foxboro. Don't come to Pittsburgh and Bibi better not be coming to Foxboro. Give em' hell Belichick.

This about sums up how I feel right about now...

Greatest Lesson Ever?

Yup. Was just thinking about this scene the entire day. Honestly this scene never gets old and it has the greatest message. I'm sorry to go all soft on you guys here but really watch this and you will become mature. Should've been Rafiki for Halloween...damn too late.

Someone Please Help This Guy...He Is Ruining Twitter

@OccupyGreenwichOccupy Greenwich CT

I have to watch YouTube videos of police clubbing #OccupyWallStreetprotesters on my kid's computer because my wife checks mine for porn.

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Someone please help this guy. I don't even know what this tweet means and he's just making a fool of himself. I make a fool of myself on this blog but c'mon guys someone please tell me what the heck this tweet even means? I wouldn't even say something like that. 

Is Sleeping With a Leg Out From the Blankets Genetic?

Which do you prefer? I can't stand to have a blanket covering me the entire night. Sometimes I elect to sleep without the blanket. But someone said that sleeping style is genetic. I can't buy this. I can't. I sweat like a pig if I am covered with blankets and just smothered. I feel suffocated. I got to be able to move around, feel the air. I make sure the room is ice cold before I go to bed. There is nothing worse than being smothered by a blanket in a hot, dark room. It's torture. I got news for you...if you ever need to get an answer out of me, just cover me in a blanket and turn the heat up. I'll give up in 2 seconds. So at night right before I'm about to shut the eyes, one leg must be out or no covers at all depending on the temperature. All you blanket lovers, you guys are nuts.

This is exactly what happens when the blankets take my body over...can't happen.

Best Commercials of All-Time

8. "We All Fall Down": General Motors
I went away from the funny route today and went to more chills up your spine type commercial. This commercial aired last Thanksgiving and I saw it while watching Pats, Lions last Thanksgiving. Great commercial. Chills everytime I see it. Great "Animal House" cameo as well. Enjoy.

NHL Network Coming to Stamford

Couldn't be more excited. The NHL Network is finally going to have it's headquarters in the heart of hockey country. The best hockey state in the nation. Of course I'm kidding but I am still thrilled that this is happening. I am one of the few people that love the NHL and follow it and more people should. I'm that this move attracts more people to the NHL and promotes interest throughout the region. Maybe Fairfield University will muscle up a hockey squad and the town could start having a college puck team. I don't know. Obviously I don't know if this move will help promote the NHL in our area but I'm speaking optimistically. It'll create jobs for the region and more families may become hockey families. I would love to see the days in February where people across Fairfield County are rocking some hockey sweaters. Nothing better than a good hockey sweater. Hell of a look.

NBC Sports as well is moving 450 jobs to the Stamford Region. Dan Malloy, governor of Connecticut, is killin' it. Dan the Man indeed.

Theme song is on repeat!

Thought I'd relive my glory.

Guy Makes a Hilarious Twitter Account...Nope.

This is pathetic. Some Greenwich citizen is mad that the protesters went to New Canaan before they went to Greenwich. It's really funny that they actually want the protesters in their town. Attention hungry I guess. So this wise guy brought it on himself to make a fake Twitter account. The tweets aren't funny and literally make no sense. I don't even know what I'm reading half the time. This person tweeted at Alec Baldwin and got absolutely "twitter owned." Who gets put in their place by Alec Baldwin? Not many.

I just have one thing to say to every town in the county. It's called Fairfield County. Our name, our territory, our county.  #fairfield.

Seinfeldism of the Day: Saying "I Love You"

As Jerry says, it's a pretty big Matzah ball hanging out there when you first say those words. It makes you completely vulnerable in the relationship and in this case, gives the woman the upper hand. You do more than just turn all red and sweat when saying those words to someone for the first time. You let the guard down, flood gates are open baby and you're about to get the "I Love You" back or the invasion of the territory fails. It's like running a marathon and on the 26th mile snapping an ankle. Can't finish and all that work was for nothing. Vulnerable.

Best Commercials of All-Time

9. "Do Woodchucks Chuck Wood?": GEICO
Geico commercials will also be all over this countdown. This one is great though. My favorite part about this one is at 15 seconds where the woodchuck regrips on the wood with his paws. That camera shot is vintage. The snickering and just the absolute ridiculousness of this situation makes this number 9 on the list.

Best Commercials of All-Time

The E-trade baby is going to be on this countdown a lot. I could do a countdown of the best E-Trade baby commercials alone because there are so many. This is one of my favorites though. It was one of the first ones to come on, hence the BlackBerry being the phone here. Genius advertising, well done.

@etradebabyE*TRADE Baby 

Got a boo-boo climbing trees…well really bushes with Benny. But I'm gonna be a man about it!

The kid is even on Twitter...

Seinfeldism of the Day: Beware of a Pool

Every male has been there, but leave it to George to bring up what every guy has been wondering for hundreds of years. It's a dangerous situation and an embarrassing one at that. But if you are ever in that situation, just think 'what would Costanza do?'

Did This Mustache Really Pitch a Gem Last Night?

I'm all about good quality facial hair, the soul patch, chin strap, some spinach on the chin, but this mustache is simply unacceptable. I get that this guy, Derek Holland pitched an absolute gem last night to tie up the World Series at two a piece, but shave this. This is the type of facial hair that 14-year olds grow in their latter years of middle school. Grow up man. I can't stand to look at this peace fuzz. Start of slow. Grow out the chin first and then you can grow your little meadow above your lip. If you're going to have the fur above the lip it is an absolute must that you have it on the chin as well. You may be a major league ballplayer but you are not a major league facial hair grower. Get on my level.




Some of the best facial hair on ballplayers:

Beckett: epic.

 Yoooooooouk: even more epic.

The Hail Mary Succeeds

Where was Gus Johnson when you needed him? This finish was unbelievable. I was with a bunch of people watching this game we couldn't believe it. At first I thought he was short, but after further review, my man broke the plane. Unreal. Down go the Badgers.

I mean how many times do you see hail mary plays that just end up completely botched. This is how a hail mary is done. There are never supposed to be clean plays. I like to rename the hail mary "54 Flood Tip." This is exactly what this. Flood that area and tip. as for the number 54, it just rolls off that tongue better than any other number.

Best Commercials of All-Time

10. "AAAAAAAAAAAAA" Auto Repair: FedEx.
This commercial just recently came out. Absolutely hysterical. I kind of would like to see this big guy take on a movie role somewhere. Hangover 3 cast member? Who knows. Commercial gets me everytime.

Pujols Saving the Game of Baseball

With all the talks of steroids and records with asterisks next to numbers and names, fans of the game have looked for a hero, a guy to save the integrity and the game of baseball. The man: Albert Pujols. He is what Batman is to Gotham City, what Obama was to America (just kidding). But seriously, Pujols has not just saved the St. Louis Cardinals, he has saved baseball from becoming a game of who can inject the most and hit it the furthest. After game 2 of the World Series, Pujols was hitting a measly .220 for the series and in the top of 9th committed a play that could be argued to have cost his team the game. However, like any professional should do, Pujols stayed out of the media spotlight that night and avoided the media. The bloodhounds that the media is would've tried and tried to bring this man down after committing that error. Pujols used the travel day to Texas as a time to regroup and did what any professional would do. Game 3 comes along and the man goes 5-6 with 3 dingers. There's not one player in the league that would have been mentally tough enough to do such a thing. Costs his team the game and then comes back and drives his team to a 16-run onslaught. Pujols is the face of Major League Baseball. No steroids, stays out of the spotlight, doesn't create alter-egos and goes and plays the game hard. King Albert indeed.


PS: Joe Buck makes great calls on these home runs. Best announcer of all time.

Seinfeldism of the Day: If You Can't Dance...Don't

I kind of bust moves like this. But I don't look like I'm having a seizure when I'm doing it. Let this be a valuable lesson to all of you...convulsing every part of your body is not a form of dancing. Sweet fancy Moses.

Hate Sundays on Facebook

It's come to the point where I just refuse to go on Facebook on Sundays. First off, on Sundays I'm always loaded with work so I probably shouldn't be on Facebook anyways. But honestly I don't care that you drank on the weekend. You did??? No way, I had no idea that you party on weekends. I don't care. I don't care what nutty outfit you had on or how many shots you took of if the bartender was flirting with you. I don't understand why people feel the need to make their statuses like "omggg so hungover" or "crazy night can't even think about it." Text somebody. Don't pull out the insecure stop and have to feel the need to broadcast it to the world. Chances are if you had such a great night then you have friends...so text them, call them and chat about the 'craziness.' Don't put up pictures of absolutely nothing or upload a picture of the line of shots youre about to take. I only care about what my boys are doing not some random person from Godspeed, North Dakota. Keep the mobile uploads chill. Everybody in college drinks, it doesn't make you special. Especially at this school where someone drinks once and ends up kicking holes in walls and draws on walls. Child please, what are we in 5th grade?

Greatest Commercial of All-Time?

It's my new countdown ladies and gents. This will kick off a 10 day countdown of the best commercials of all time. Just take a look at this one and you'll get a little taste of what I find as quality commercials. Though it doesn't crack the top 10, it still is phenomenal. Enjoy.

My Go to Dance Move for the Night

So Friday night is upon us and everybody is texting people frantically asking what everybody is doing. I"m very casual about all this. I just kind of go with the flow. But if it's one thing I know that I'm doing is that I make sure I know my dance move for the night. Last weekend I was introduced to the shark-fin approach but I'm not going to whip that out just yet. That move is just too good to waste on just an average Friday night. No tonight I'm going to abandon the lawnmower, light bulb and robot and go with something a lot more simple and classy. I don't want to draw too much attention to myself tonight and kind of remain on the low. I mean there have been times where just circles have formed around me as a I was just shredding the dance floor. Break dancing, juggling beer bottles, the whole nine yards, just sweet swag. But tonight I'm going with this approach...

All night. The dance move of champions baby.

Nice to See Fox Knows Their Geography

I didn't know Kansas City was in Kanas. Oh wait it isn't. So why is the state of Kansas colored blue? Somebody got fired.

Was This Total Mayhem or The Greatest Move of All-Time?

First of all, the best prank of all time running on the field. This fan absolutely killed it. Just look at him, he had the shirt and even the whistle and the real refs actually believed that he was real. He blows the play dead. I was watching this live and I though he was a real ref. The only thing he was missing was the yellow flag in his belt. Apparently he then ripped off his clothing and started streaking which kind of ruined the whole thing but look what he caused the players to do. Just absolute chaos. Bravo Arizona, bravo.

The Bandwagon/Fair Weather/Fake Fan

I have become an absolute expert on spotting a fair weather fan on the street. After the Bruins won the Stanley Cup all of a sudden there were Bruin logos everywhere. When the Packers won the Super Bowl, I've never seen more Cheeseheads in DC. Really guys? You're not fooling anyone. Just because you're a loser deep down inside, doesn't mean you can just pick the winning team to compensate for your lack of success in your life. A fan who remains loyal to a city, a team and goes through the pain that happens every year to teams except for one in each sport deserve to be recognized through the times of success. It shouldn't be the person who goes online and orders the championship shirt. No, the real fan will be wearing the sweaty, salt covered cap that they've been wearing for years sweating through game after game after game. All of sudden now there are Bruins shirts and hats everywhere? Did you listen to 75 of the 82 regular season games on the radio and watch every playoff game? Nope didn't think so. So my advice is go off, find another team and go jump on their bandwagon. Stop acting like you care and acting like you now what you're talking about. It's my cup, not yours.

An example, last year when the Pats lost to the Jets, tears were shed. Bandwagoners don't do that, they go and root for the team that won. There is no place for you frontrunners in the world of sports, you just take up the seats and take tickets away from the true fans. You're not allowed to have more than 1 favorite team in a sport. If that's your logo, your colors, then you stay with them. You can't have more than one wife unless you live in West Virginia so why can you have more than one team per sport. You can't. There's no second favorite, third favorite. No there isn't. It's your team and all the other teams are the enemy. Whether it be a Yankee fan or a Nationals fan, they are the enemy. I will rip them apart in the same way. When the Sox lost to the Orioles on the final day of the season and missed the playoffs, you know what I did? I wore my Sox hat and Crawford shirt out the next day. I love these teams unconditionally and will go down with the ship with them.




...you know who you are.

A Championship Hangover

Bruins are looking sharp this year...nope. They are probably still absolutely wasted from all the celebrating they did after this summer's Stanley Cup victory. I don't blame them at all. But boys, it's time to start getting back to business. I'm all for living the dream after a victory but it's time to pull the trigger, stop feeling hungover and play some puck. The bulls' eye is on their back and they are just letting teams whip up on them. The only guy who appears to be doing anything in the 20 year old Tyler Seguin who happens to be an excellent tweeter if you ever need to follow somebody else. Let's start putting the biscuit in the oven and winning some games. Hangovers last about 5 hours, not months.

Based on the way these guys raged, the Stanley Cup has been absolutely scarred. It saw things that no trophy should ever see.

My God

Someone please explain to me what the heck this guy is saying? I can't stop laughing. After the 27 second mark I was ROFLing (yup). This would be my first pick for a coach without hesitation. Man just has a way with the words.

Seinfeldism of the Day: How to Get Out of a Marriage

This was going to be my plan until i realized that everybody and their grandmother smokes cigarettes. So I got to come up with a new plan. It's funny how times of changed. It's almost like if you don't smoke cigarettes you're that much less attractive. Did George actually think this was going to work?

That's It, Irene Went Way Too Far

A report came out to day that there is an acorn shortage in the DC area and all over the Mid-Atlantic, Northeast. This could only mean one thing, the squirrels are in danger. Experts had said that due to Irene, trees were downed, acorns were washed away and the squirrels are left in the dark. It's the squirrel famine. One Maryland neighborhood is actually buying acorns and freezing them and then come the winter, they will be available for the squirrels to pounce on. Sign me up, I'm in. Screw Occupy Wall Street, let's March to Stop the Squirrel Famine. 

Killin' it with more swag than anything in nature...

Who Wants to Get Scared?

Listen guys, I love America probably more than anybody on this planet. I refuse to go abroad or to any other nation until I see all the major cities and sites in the greatest nation in the world. But ladies and gentlemen, this country is facing a major identity crisis and it starts with the debt of this nation.

Everybody wants to talk up how great the Reagan years but you want the truth, the debt increased insanely during his 2 terms as President. In the past 35 years, we have only had 5 budget surplus years as a nation. Much of this can be attributed to the Republican controlled Congress led under Newt Gingrich. But like it or not, Congress is a broken system. I've tried and tried to believe it isn't but it is. Senators and Reps are so concerned with getting elected for another term that they forget that they actually have a freakin' job to do. They'll sit an talk to you and agree with everything you're saying but the minute they stop talking to you, they don't give a rats booty about what you said. All they care about is being able to call themselves a congress representative so they can into their hometowns and walk around like they can't be stopped. They suck. They are clueless and we need smarter people in there. When China tells us that we need to cut military spending we freak out saying "why so you can attack us?" China hasn't invaded another nation in 1500 years guys. It's time for a change and it's time for the hill to listen.

In 2007 they were warned about what could become of this federal debt by a man named David Walker (absolute boss) and they were too busy riding their high horses to understand. Well here are you facts.

• The current federal deficit is about 14.9 trillion dollars. 
• It was predicted that in 2048 the U.S. would face a $2 trillion deficit a year...guess what: we are already at that...37 years ahead of schedule. 
• The only thing that helped us during our 5 budget surplus years was Social Security and by 2017 that is predicted to run out...guess what: it happened in 2011, 6 years ahead of schedule. 

If you don't want to pay attention to these numbers, then so be it. But I got news for you, when searching for job just keep it in the back of you head. This is now our problem, our generation's. 

Top 5 Worst College Mascots

There are a lot of absolutely ridiculous college mascots/nicknames out there. Ask me any college and I can guarantee I can tell you the nickname, but some are just plain stupid. Here are my top 5 most absurdly, unnecessary nicknames.

5. University of Delaware Blue Hens

I mean come on now. It took me at least 15 years to even realize that a hen was a type of chicken. I always thought a hen was just another animal just chilling on a farm. Nope it's a female chicken. Then, Delaware goes off and lay this whole "blue hen" crap on me. It's just too much to handle.

4. Georgetown University Hoyas

What the heck is a Hoya someone please tell me? I'm putting them on here because going to GW, it is my duty to hate them. They are smart kids but I guarantee if I walked 10 blocks to their campus and asked random students what a Hoya, they would have no idea. They'd probably say it's their logo. You know that dog that looks not the least bit intimidating. 

3. University of California-Santa Cruz Banana Slugs

Nothing more intimidating than a slug right? WRONG. Put the word banana in front of it and you just sound ridiculous. But "Sammy the Slug" represents Santa Cruz. I just don't see how the 2 words go together at all. They clearly have nothing to do with bananas and there is nothing more gross than going out after a rainstorm and seeing slugs just taking over the sidewalk. Would've been my first choice for a school name without question.

2. University of California-Irvine Anteaters

Staying in the state of California, UC Irvine calls themselves the Anteaters. I literally thought those things were extinct. I even have a hard time believing that those things are real or how those things even came to be. It looks like a rejected elephant or something that's too small to be in the elephant herd, so it resorts to chilling and eating ants. Can't take it seriously at all.

1. Saint Louis University Billikens
You mine as well have nicknamed this school Jigglypuff because it looks like that old Pokemon character. Am I the only person who finds this mascot a little bit scary looking? If you ever were to encounter something like this, you wouldn't trust it. It just has a look like it's up to no good. Maybe intimidating but because it's called a Billiken just completely ruins it.

Seinfeldism of the Day: Be Nice to Dentists

They are possibly the worst places on Earth. Dentists offices are horrible. The sounds, the smells, the taste of that metal just al over your mouth. That dull pain of the drill just scratching the surface of the tooth. Getting chills just thinking about it. But leave it to Kramer to come to their defense. Though they may inflict more pain than anybody, they are people too.

Turkey Trot Just Around the Corner

It's that time again baby. Couldn't be more excited. Waking up Thanksgiving Day and absolutely torturing myself by forcing myself to run 3.2 miles. I always get so amped for this run and by the first half mile, my legs begin to hate me. Ever since I went to college, I've lost my long distance running skill. I used to run from my house all the way to Sherwood Island in Westport. Safe to say I used to just kill it and tear up the roads. Now running from Wakeman to Southport Beach is a hassle. But not this year. This year I won't trot, I won't quit, this year I will come in the top 100 in the run. The training starts now. No more of this weak stuff. I'm cracking the top 100. I'm not messing around and you should sign up if you want to see history. I'm going to shock the world. From now on, it's salads and 3 miles runs everyday. Check in everyday to see my progress, I'll be blogging the regiment. Game on.

Grey sweat suit and all baby.

Tom Brady #42 Most Influential Man

How many times do I have to keep saying it? The man can't be stopped. 3-time Super Bowl Champ and counting, married to an absolute dime and wears Uggs. Unstoppable. Swag is through the roof. Give it 5 years and he'll be number 1 on that list.

Shia LaBeouf Hitting Up Bars and Getting Rocked...Literally

I think Shia LaBeouf is delusional. I don't think he understands that he doesn't have Bumble Bee or Optimus to back him up. Bud, they're not real. As much as I would like to think that they exist they don't. My dreams of seeing a yellow car transform are over and it's about time you stop acting like your life is a transformers movie Shia. Funny thing is that Shia got into a fight in Vancouver which is not surprising at all. If I were to go to one city and be guaranteed a little jousting I would go to Vancouver. Any town who's citizens burn and destroy their city are nuts. Yeah, losing the Stanley Cup hurts but these people are just insane. Well because Optimus was late to the scene, Shia got absolutely pummeled by a Canuck and that was that. Somewhere, Megatron is laughing at this. The Decepticons are definitely housed in Vancouver.

Yeah, not gonna help you there.

Seinfeldism of the Day: Going Commando

Kramer can't deal with briefs or boxers and decides to skip that whole article of clothing all together. Unfortunately for Jerry and Elaine, they are just a little strip of cloth between being sane and mentally scarred for life.

Late Night Studying

LET'S GO!!!

Stinky Sox

This is a recent quote from Red Sox pitcher Jon Lester...

"You know what? We didn't play good baseball. People are making us out to be a bunch of drunk, fried-chicken eating SOBs, playing video games. You can ask my wife, for the last 10 years I don't think I've played a single video game, and Josh (Beckett) and Lack (John Lackey) are the same way. But one person writes an article, and things have gotten blown way out of proportion, almost to another planet. We're getting crushed."






Okay Jon enough. Why don't you just go into the off-season and not speak anymore, sound good? I am disgusted by the way you performed down the stretch and as far as I am concerned you put on at least 15 pounds over the last month of the season. I was there in Baltimore to see that last game and my friend you had a gut on you. And I highly doubt you haven't played a video game in 10 years. You must've been a lonely teenager if you never played a game of Madden in your life. Don't go off and start criticizing the media and the fans for your failure. You play in Boston. It's a pressure-cooker and you're going to get heat especially when you are responsible for the biggest choke in sports history. You let the damn Mets of the hook! 

Look, the Red Sox and I need time apart. We need to go on a break. How could they lift me up so high and drop me just like that? I don't get it guys. It pains me to say this but I think we should stop seeing each other for a month. I'm blocking your website, tweets, everything. See you in a month Jon. 

Does Bruno Kill It or Does He Kill It?

Bruno is the definition of a little musician. Guy just puts out hit after hit. Literally the male Rihanna. Got the sickest flow in the game and has more swag than Tom Brady (sort of, not really). 

Winter's Looking Rough

I really like weather. I don't know why, but I do. I was that kid during pre-school during drawing time that would draw the 5-day forecast and draw the sun, clouds, rain and lightning. Some days I had it sunny and 80 and 3 days later it'd be 10 degrees and a driving snow storm. I even convinced my pre-school teachers that my dad was a weatherman. Of course they didn't believe me but I thought I was killing it. Thankfully I'm not the weatherman so you don't have to worry about temperatures dropping 70 degrees in 3 days. you're all safe from that.

Source: Farmer's Almanac Snowfall Prediction


Anyways, the framer's almanac predicts the winters for the entire United States and in the Mid-Atlantic/New England areas, the winter is looking rough. Yeah we are enjoying a little warm October but we are indeed going to pay the price for it. Temperatures will be below normal and the snowfall is going to be above normal. I got to honest, last winter was absolutely brutal down here in D.C. There wasn't any snow really but it was brutally cold. Any cold without snow is downright awful. My hometown of Fairfield got rocked with snow. But my dad was prepared because he bought and absolute tank of a snowblower. This thing has no business cleaning off our driveway. This thing belongs on an airport runway. Regardless, it saved my dad from back problems because without it, it would've been problematic. So enjoy this weather while it lasts, cause the abdominal snowman will be knocking on your door soon.

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