Thursday, November 3, 2011

Absolutely Vicious


I mean I told you squirrels need to get more respect. It was discovered today that squirrels used to have ridiculously large teeth and could legit bit anything that came into their path. But wow, we drive around today thinking we can just run these animals over? I'll tell you right now you wouldn't be running them over if they had these chompers on them. They'd see you on the cell phone driving and they'd pop your tires with one bite and put you in your place. This type of squirrel lived 94 millions years ago and was chillin' with the T-Rex and those Stegosauruses. Yeah, it used to run the game back in the day before humans were even here. We better start respecting these creatures or they it can come back to bite us, literally.


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