Take It Easy Revis...

He can't beat him so Revis has decided to take on the Brady hand puppet instead...stay tuned for results of this contest.

Is There Any Better Sports City Than Boston?

Bromance

How comical is this? Like this is the type of culture that you don't get in New York, Chicago, East Rutherford (see what I did there). Fans have a special relationship with the teams and the players, especially when it comes to the NHL. Detroit may be Hockey Town but the Garden is the Hub of Hockey. 

A Message From Yours Truly 

Today In Temper Tantrums

Talk about just absolutely losing your cool in every possible way. I get it, you seem to be on a break about to take the ball into the corner or to goal and some wimpy defender just clips you. Trust me, it was one of my go to moves back in the old playing days of the kid. Thankfully, nobody ever got up and started just throwing haymakers because if he did, we would have had an all out brouhaha. All I got was either a nice 'F' bomb or they'd talk about my girlfriend or mother which I then would respond to with a nice wink. Aside from this outburst, can someone explain to me what number 5 was doing when she saw her teammate just getting absolutely ragged on? She goes over to try and help her teammate up but her teammate was too busy getting the business. This has to be the worst attempt at trying to stand up for a teammate. How about stepping in to break it up possibly? The woman in the elastic jean pants was slow on the scene as well. The reaction to the situation was just horrible. This isn't the NHL, it is high school girls soccer. You can't just let a fight rage on like this. Worst teammate award goes to number 4 and as for the woman in the pants, let's hope she's not hosting any pasta parties.

Oh The Life of a Cleveland Browns Fan

Got to really feel for this fan base. No Super Bowls, team went away then came back. Talk about a roller coaster ride. This guy and his cat have had enough.

Representative Kicked Off House Floor For Wearing Hat

Can't wear hats on the House floor. Very passionate speech, but can't wear the hat.

A Little Excited

How pathetic are these anchors? Look at their reactions when the viewer uses the good old fashioned "F" bomb. How are old are they? Have they never heard this word before? They played it off really well...not. What is this second grade that you have to tattle on someone for using the word? So what? Honestly there really aren't many people in the world any more that get offended by the use of this word. If someone just told me I had won 10,000 dollars, I'd be dropping a lot more than just the "F" bomb. They should be thankful I didn't win this. Based on their reactions, if I had won they probably would have keeled over and had a heart attacks.

Breaking: Zdeno Chara's Wife is Actually Good Looking

First off, I had no idea Chara was even married, never mind has a little child. Now if you were to tell me that he was married, there is no way I would have  pictured his wife to look this good. I mean she is a very pretty woman and Big Z isn't exactly a strapping lad. Aside from being the best defenseman in the NHL, he really doesn't have much going for him in the looks department. Very intimidating. However, he was able to land a very looking woman. I sit back and look at this and say "hey, there is hope for everyone." No you may not be one of the best hockey players to ever play the game, but chances are you have looks better than Ziggy here. I just hope he never actual sees this post because frankly he'd snap me like an absolute breadstick. Z if you actually read this I just want you to know that I love you and it's been a privilege to be able to watch you play with the spoked 'B' on your chest. You da man with a smoking wife. Bravo.

Daily Canucks Bashing

His face just makes me laugh. Good looks Luongo, you suck.

You may be able to open your eyes wider than anyone I've ever seen but that apparently doesn't help you see a puck huh?

Seinfeldism of the Day: Hair or No Hair?

Jerry in this clip is struggling with the concept of going hairless on the chest or letting it all grow out. I mean some women these days like hair and others just don't like it. Well Jerry has a girlfriend who thinks he is naturally hairless so he is caught up in the whole shaving the chest everyday type situation. This poses the question: ladies is hair losing its flavor or is hair on a man something like women like? Very curious to know the answer. Obviously, if you don't like hair we are going to have numerous episodes that occur that are just like the one we see here.

The "Discovery" of Music

My Man DJ Bedson

The Jets are the Skinny Model, The Jags Were the Real Woman...You All Know How I Feel

At one time an honest, people person and a role model, Tebow is slowly falling victim to the ways of the oh so loved New York Jets. Never has there been a more anticipated press conference for a backup quarterback in the history of the NFL. Check that: never has there been more attention given to a backup player period and it's all because of those Jets. Why are they doing this to the kid? Why are they putting him up against the ruthless, fake New York media? This media outlet expects too much from teams that are just mediocre and get a championship once in a while. Rex Ryan and Tony Sparano coaching Tebow? This has to be the most ridiculous clash of characters I've ever witnessed in the world of sports. This clash is probably worse than me dating a skinny Victoria's Secret model. She's just not my type. Tim on the other hand is just straight settling right now. He's slumming it right now. He doesn't need to be with this skinny model, he needs to be in Jacksonville with the supple Jaguars who are a whole lot of woman. Besides it's his hometown! Let this be a lesson to you kids: if she's not your type, don't force it. Just watch this press conference, it is more forced than anything I've ever seen.

Yeah This is Normal

This is a sign back in Connecticut on the Sherwood Island Connector in Westport. As if the town wasn't annoying enough, it is now advocating the killing of harmless, leaping deer.

How Valid is this Statement?

Henri Hula Hank Fatigate >
Ryan Brennan

about an hour ago near Springfield, MA

The irony of ryan brennan. If you were in the nfl, bill belichick would cut you so fast based on your character, and Rex Ryan would pick you up solely because of your off the field attitude

Now ladies and gentlemen is this true?

Top 5 Best Motivational Movie Speeches

Little Giants- "One Time"

The Lion King- "It's in the Past" (My Favorite) 

Friday Night Lights (No not the stupid love story series, the actual movie)- "Being Perfect" (Chills all over)

The Pursuit of Happiness- "Go Get It"

Miracle- "Team Building"

The Age Old Question..What Sport Requires the Most Athletic Ability?

This is without question the number 1 argument that occurs at a house party, bar, car ride wherever. Somebody has a few beers they begin to feel bold enough to spark the debate. Of course the arguing parties have played all sports and naturally they all think theirs is the one that requires the most athleticism. So I'm here to give you my top 3 sports that require the most athleticism. I've had this argument a lot and no I have not had any beers nor am I blogging from a car. I simply think I need to get this out there and let all you hooligans duke it out.

3. Soccer: the amount of endurance that you have to have to play this sport is unreal. I don't care what anybody says about it being a sport for softies because truthfully it's not. Yeah there is flopping, yeah there is a whole lot of stuff that goes on during a game that makes them look like pansies but the speed and endurance these players possess is unreal. You try running for 90 minutes and keeping your composure. Yeah I was able to run all day but the composure thing, well not so much. But to this day I didn't make any contact with the ref and I hope you all know that. Still haunts me everyday. Regardless, soccer number 3.

2. Football: Speed, footwork, this sport has it all. You try catching a pass over the middle all while trying to avoid getting hit by a 250 lb linebacker. I can't do it. I play backyard football and my routes consist of out-routes to the sideline and that's about it. "Oh wait but they're just big fat old linemen!" Wait can you move you feet as good as they can? Can you back peddle with your feet all while blocking a 300 pound rushing lineman coming at you? Yeah, you can't. Could you stand in a pocket avoiding players diving at your knees and complete a pass all at the same time? Yeah you may think you can when you slip off to dream land or when you're watching a game, but you can't. Chances are you'd run scared. 

1. Hockey: Not a shock here for anybody who knows me. Skating and being able to pass or shoot a puck is hands down the hardest thing to do, besides hitting a baseball. I'm not talking about high school hockey or college hockey where it is just controlled by certain states and schools, I'm talking the NHL. Bring Zdeno Chara or Shea Weber, yeah don't mess with them. Skating backwards is possibly one of the hardest things to do and of course, it's become 2nd nature to these guys. Plus it's legal to fight in hockey. Who doesn't love a good brouhaha?

NHL New Playoff Commercial Stars...Tim Thomas Obviously

Is this a shock to anybody right now? I mean the man is the definition of an underdog. Everybody wants to talk about that fluke Jeremy Lin and what a great story he was? Here is a guy who was born in Flint, Michigan and was constantly told he will never be good enough, will never make the NHL and that his career was fading. Flash forward to 2011, the man was hoisting the Stanley Cup trophy. No, he wasn't one of these free-riding champions like an Eli or a Trent Dilfer, this man played a huge role. He stood on his head (for non-hockey fans that means just doing whatever to make a save) throughout the playoffs and the Cup final. The man deserves respect and he doesn't get the credit he deserves because 1) not enough people like hockey and 2) we are all infatuated with flavors of the week we don't realize the true underdog stories. Jeremy Lin not an underdog, Tim Thomas is.

16 seconds check 'em out...

Dirty Play or Just a Whiff?

Reminds me of my playing days sort of. Listen, clearly this should be a suspension for the rest of the season for that kick to the face but for the parents to come rushing in is absolutely appalling. As far as I'm concerned it is the job of the players to get their pay back, not the parents. By the parents rushing in it just coddles these young kids and doesn't let them learn the responsibility of backing up a teammate. If a teammate goes down you let the game resume and get your little revenge on the field. The parents just made this is an absolute circus when they though they were actually helping. What you going to fight a 12 year old kid bro? No you're not. Back up and let the kids handle it and let the kids learn the importance of teammwork.

PS-That kid got absolutely decked but I seriously think the kid just whiffed on the ball. Watch it closely, his foot goes right over the ball and follows through on the kid's dome piece. Hope the kid's alright, but he will be, he's a hockey soccer player. How about the kid who comes immediately to his teammates defense. Comes in all hot and then just stops. Sweet move, way to be tough.

Kazakh Athlete Hears Borat National Anthem, Not The Real One

Well this was certainly a curveball. Everybody remembers the fake Kazakhstan national anthem coined by Sacha Baron Cohen in that epic film Borat that talks about how every country except Kazakhstan sucks and the prostitutes in the country are the best. Well, here we have a gold medal winner and she has to sit through that anthem. Hysterical yes, but apparently Kazakhstan is pissed. However, she played it cool, got to respect that.

My Facebook Statuses Used to be Ridiculous to the Nth Degree

So tonight I just recently installed that new timeline thing on Facebook and I just went hambones looking back through the years at all my statuses, posts, the whole nine yards. After about an hour of browsing I came to the conclusion that I was by far the biggest tool slash softy on the planet my freshman year of college. Some of the statuses that I put up were absolutely some of the most ridiculous things and no man should ever put up. For crying out loud, I posted song lyrics and no not the song lyrics from like Drake or Sam Adams which is acceptable, but rather song lyrics from these random bands that had a sweet line in the 40th verse of their jam sesh. I was literally turning red I was so embarrassed by some of the stuff that I had posted. I really should've invested time in getting a Twitter and not putting you all through that horse garbage. Well, I guess it was a maturing process. I guess all the bizarre song lyrics have been replaced by sports rants, but don't lie guys, you all love that.

Probably posting some sick boy band song lyrics on Facebook...yeah bro!

Yeah, This is About Right.

This is just rich. Thank you Baltimore for making all this crap possible. Your city sucks. 

10 Tebow/Jets Jokes

Well, the two biggest jokes in the NFL are finally united. So why not have a little fun?

10. The letters "QB" next to his name.
9. Tebow was really only brought to the Jets so he could help Cromartie look after his 27 kids.
8. Rex has already looked at Tim's feet...and loves them. (YouTube video coming soon)
7. Sanchez was found crying in his locker because he is no longer the best looking bachelor on the team.
6. Tim has blocked Santonio Holmes on Twitter.
5. There is a swear jar located on Rex Ryan's desk...it's already full.
4. Sanchez taught Tebow how to "Sanchez" (Just throw your arms in disgust and act like you did nothing wrong).
3. Tim has requested the Jets change their colors from green because green is the color of envy and greed and the Seven Deadly Sins aren't the Tebow way.
2. Rex Ryan is no longer the only virgin in the organization.
1. Santonio Holmes was spotted with Jeremy Lin at a local park learning how to catch bounce passes.

Jokes.

Why Do We Continue to Make These Creatures Out to Be Cute?

Saw this picture today and the headline was that the shark was giving this diver a "high-five." Are you kidding me? Why in the world do we continue make sharks out to be this friendly, lovable little sea critters that just want to play with us? Newsflash: sharks are cold-blooded murderers. They don't have a heart, they have no brain, they have no soul and they don't care about giving humans high-fives. Sharks for years and years have been striking fear in the hearts of humans and have devastated families so stop making them out to be nice creatures because they aren't. It pisses me off that we think we understand them. And I'm sorry but that is not a high-five. That's just some sweet camera work and an idiotic diver sticking his hand in the way of danger. I mean look at that shark's little grin right there? Can you even trust that at all? There is no reason to associate with these things. They suck. End of story.

Subway Has Gotten Me to Fall in Love With Nastia Liukin

This is just one of the seasons why I have fallen in love but has anyone seen the new one when Subway is advertising the new Italian subs and she says the word "perfecto?" Holy cow. I mean it's just not even fair. I never thought she was this attractive but my goodness Subway has literally made me want to eat Subway everyday now. I can't find the clip of her saying perfecto but be on the look out because it is quite attractive and yeah well yeah. Bravo Subway.

Daniel Sedin Gets a Concussion, and I Have No Sympathy

I love what Duncan Keith did here. Daniel Sedin plays so soft and doesn't play the game like it's supposed to be played. The Canucks are a team that just doesn't play hockey right and they disrespect the game constantly. Now the NHL is talking about suspending Keith for this and I think it's awful. Look at this, Sedin just pulls up and stops skating and Keith let's him have the business. There is no problem with this hit. Brother Henrik is crying somewhere in Vancouver because his twin bro is hurting. The Sedin sisters strike again.

Just like this. Disrespecting the game on so many levels. This happened this year and I happened to be in attendance.

Elevator Etiquette

Listen up.

New York at its Finest

This is exactly what I mean. Trade isn't even finalized yet and you got people just prancing around Manhattan rocking Tebow jerseys already. I literally cannot comprehend this. Anything to get these fans excited I guess. The desperation is just vintage.

Bridgeport and Hartford Are Two of the Most Productive Cities in the World...Say What?

Hartford

Bridgeport

How is this possible really? How is it that Bridgeport, Connecticut and Hartford, Connecticut are two of the most productive cities in the world. Hartford happens to be number 1 in the world and apparently it is the insurance capital of the nation. I don't understand that at all. When you drive by the skyline of Bridgeport it looks as if every building is deserted and you don't dare to walk along the streets. When you drive by Hartford it looks just depressing and sad. I mean for crying out loud, it couldn't even house an NHL Hockey team in the Whalers. When you live in Fairfield you are really taught not to wander into Bridgeport. Sure there are some nice parts of Bridgeport, but for the most part this place has seen better days, not to mention the crime there is through the roof. Hartford is no fantasy land either. It was recently the top 10 most dangerous city in the nation. But hey, I guess it is touching on both sides of the spectrum. I'm so confused it's unreal. Someone offer me some sort of an explanation.

Fun Fact: Bridgeport actually used to be a top place in the nation to live. Then corruption took over and now it is what we see nowadays. 

Even the makers of Family Guy know what's up...40 second mark. 

Great Picture

Elway: "I'm going to hell for this."

Manning: "John is straight going to hell for this."

Fox: "Manning has a nice butt."

Clinic on the Cape Offering Pizza in Exchange for a Vasectomy

Saw this little headline and had to bring it up and frankly I'm offended. Is my manhood only worth a measly pizza pie? I mean come on. What is it with this stereotype that all men will do anything for pizza? Listen, I love a nice pie, but if I'm going to go through a procedure that is dicey and quite interesting (staying PG), I would hope I'd get more than just a pizza. Essentially the underlying message is that your boys are only worth 8 slices of pizza. Don't talk to me about reverse vasectomies because those don't exist. Once there's a snip you lose part of your manhood. Give me a flat screen TV for free and I'll order myself a pizza. I think my boys are worth more the 8 dollars. Cape Cod for the win. Not. Just taking man cards one by one. I couldn't even imagine living my life knowing I couldn't have a little nugget child. Horrible, just horrible. Goosebumps.

Screw the Manning Signing, The Pats Got Stallworth Back!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The big news today to many was that Peyton Manning signed in Denver, blah blah blah. I'm not surprised. Elway just solidified his spot is the Jackass Hall of Fame (it exists) by just taking Tebow and throwing him out like chopped liver (that's what his arm is made of though). Anyway, good for Peyton glad to see he is going to be able to play again. But what has gotten lost in the sauce is the fact that the Pats now have both Brandon Lloyd and Donte Stallworth. I'm excited. Deep threats for days. Brady to Lloyd and we have already seen Brady to Stallworth. Pats just loading up on offense again. Is it honestly unrealistic to say that Pats could potentially go 16-0 again? It really isn't. This is the same Donte Stallworth who ran over a man on a Miami Causeway after a night of drinking. He isn't a stand-up citizen but honestly if he is going to catch passes and get in for 6, then he is fine with me. Stallworth>Manning.

There's this...

...Then there's this.

Kids Got Moves

He's a mini me out there on the dance floor. He's got a long way to go to get to my level, but he's on the right track.

Kid in the batman shirt has swag for days just doing all this cat daddyin'.

Gettysburg Tennis Teams Rockin' Out

My buddy from home sent me this video of his tennis team going all Call Me Maybe on us. Honestly, people could literally do anything while this song is playing and it would be awesome. I got to respect the effort here. Like the whole team bonding thing that goes on while making something like this, gets the chemistry going. But this video brings up another thing...how phenomenal is this song? I cruise around in the car with every window down playing this song and I don't care if people think it's weird that some dude and rocking out to Carly Rae Jepsen. I've been known to bump Kelly Clarkson as well and she only is worthy of one window being rolled down. As for Carly, she gets all 4 windows and the sun roof baby. That's how you know a song is good. If it's worthy of a window roll down then it's the real deal. And no, I'm not talking about the songs that we play in our car with the windows down just to look cool. Let's face it, we've all played a song at a stop light that we hate but just played it to impress the person next to us. Like playing a crazy Skrillex song just to show of the dope bass in the car. Don't deny that, we've all done it. We are human. 

PS- Did anybody know that you could get pulled over for having your music at an "obnoxious level?" Yeah neither did Adele and I, but it happened. 

Jam Sesh All Day

Absolute jam. Not really Mac Miller's style but he just kind of branches away and tries something new. Love the beat, and he's got some legit lines. Atta baby Mac.

The NCAA Is Hands Down The Worst Run Organization and I Hate It

Time for the NCAA to get out of bed with the major conferences and start treating all of its members with the same respect that they give to the Ohio States, Floridas, UConns. It pisses me off. It seems that the NCAA picks and chooses whoever they want to punish based on whether or not that school brings in money and attracts a crowd. I got news for you guys. Grow up. You guys had no problem punishing SMU and giving them the death penalty but yet Penn State gets off with no punishment for years of hiding a crime from the public. Sweet. How dumb and obviously biased are you guys? Now, just the latest example in the NCAA crapshoot is their treatment of the University of North Dakota and their nickname the "Fighting Sioux." The NCAA has threatened to force the women's hockey team to forfeit their first round playoff game, therefore ending their season if they show up to the game with the Fighting Sioux name anywhere on their jerseys. Right but we are allowed to cheat on exams like crazy down at Florida State and run around with Seminoles on our jerseys. Or in South Bend Indiana it's completely fine to have a nickname of the "Fighting Irish." Please. Can I get some consistency NCAA? It's been something that you haven't done in your entire existence. All you do is punish the little guys harshly and slap the big time schools on the wrist when they violate multiple rules. Where is Penn State's punishment? Syracuse just violated their internal drug policies what are you going to do? Let me guess nothing! I got news for you, the University of North Dakota hockey team would beat any Big East team is football any day of the week. Yes their hockey team would destroy your beloved Big East football teams. Rational? No. True? Absolutely.


PS-What is the difference between the name "Fighting Sioux" and "Fighting Illini?" Oh right, Illinois plays in a major conference so we can't touch them. Forgot.

Settle Down Julian

Julian Edelman, PR, CB, WR, RB, QB, for the New England Patriots (Fun fact: he is the third string quarterback) is rocking the Yo Soy Fiesta shirt but not exactly sure what's going on with this pose and more importantly the wallpaper. Pretty sure Julian is making some pretty decent money and can afford to get rid of that ghastly wallpaper. Never like when people take mirror pictures but my man can do whatever he wants. Guy is an absolute stud and kills it. My guess here would be that he is at his mom's house because that house looks like it has an old, musty smell to it and that appears to be that one bathroom in the house that nobody uses. You know the bathroom that has that shampoo that's been in the shower for years and next to sink is that bar of soap that almost looks toxic. That's this bathroom. Hell, you aren't even sure if the toilet in these types of bathrooms works anymore.

Tough Guy Right Here...

Well, this is just rich. Look I understand it is spring training, but honestly bro. I'm not saying go in and just get all up in the catcher's grill, but at least look like somewhat of an athlete when rounding third and heading for home. If you are going to slide into home like this just quit. I think I would cut a player if I had seen this. I'm trying to think of a good caption for this photo but just so many come to mind and some of them may not be blog appropriate. Use your imagination. 

PS- The catcher, didn't let this one go and tweeted. 

Dear reds player, please remove skirt while sliding into home. @LouMar6 you've been #loumaredhttp://pic.twitter.com/2

So Long Peyton

When a quarterback earns my respect in the NFL he will be complimented to the fullest degree. What has happened today is a move that leaves everybody with a sort of empty feeling in their stomach. Peyton Manning without question will go down as one of the greatest quarterbacks of all-time and regardless of whether or not he gets another ring. He will forever be better than his brother. Manning built an Indianapolis Colts team that was nothing. He gave that city the chance to believe in their football team again. For those who want to draw comparisons to his brother can go fly a kite for real. Peyton took a team from the dumps of the league to the top and led them to 11 playoff appearances in his 13 seasons in Indy. He has two Super Bowl appearances, the same as his brother. Manning also has racked up 4 MVPs in that time as well. What the hell has Eli done that even comes close to that? Eli wins two Super Bowls simply because of his defense twice? Eli has never won an regular season MVP and has only thrown over 30 TDs in a season once. In that same season he also threw 25 INTs. Peyton has done it 6 times in his career. So enough with the comparisons of the two because you just sound foolish when you argue that Eli is better. You sound so dumb and so ridiculously naive and I cannot even take you seriously as an NFL fan. You mine as well become an Arena Football fan because the NFL doesn't want fans like you. So bite your tongues.  Alright good talk.

Vintage.

Is this not the greatest prank of all time? This would be perfect. You walk out of a party, stroll down the street, find the nearest cop car, whip out a water bottle and make the cop look like a fool. For all my Fairfielders out there, how great would this be to do right outside of the Seagrape? That little area there is always littered with cops and how about to get back at them for all their years of torture, we just pull this off, minus the goofy hat this guy has on. If I were a cop I probably would have arrested him for wearing this out in public.

I Got No Problem With This

I have no problem with what Joel did here at all. I used to pull this stunt all the time and I never got called for it. Joel played it off very nicely as if he almost learned this move from me. If Rubio wants to flop then he better be prepared to face the consequences of taking that flop. Look at him, he goes down like he just got clocked by Mike Tyson or something. The NBA is becoming a league where flopping and acting is at an all time high and it's sickening. Joel is sending a message to those floppers out there that if you're going to go down, but prepared to say hello to my lower half. Anything goes when you're on the ground. You should not all of a sudden be protected because you're on the ground. I mean people jump over people when they are standing so what exactly is the difference here? Nice work Joel, stop flopping Ricky. Let it be a lesson to you.

Just A Whole Lot of Sexism Right Here

How fired is the tough guy who put these washing instructions on multiple pairs of pants?

Another Message

Partly inspired by Bruce Springsteen's new album.

Anybody Want A Little Spice Today?

That'll get the heart racing.

And Down Goes Syracuse

In a report that surfaced today, Syracuse University's men's basketball team have been cited for violating the their internal drug policy. Accounts from numerous sources have dated these violations all the way back to 2001, which would indeed include their 02-03 national title. Is Jim Boeheim not the biggest loser in college basketball? So much for being a builder of character huh? His teams have constantly had legal issues dating back to his start at Syracuse including the well-known Johnny Flynn and the most recent one being Fab Melo. What is up with college coaches these days? They absolutely suck. They have no clue on how to handle 18-23 year olds and it is sickening. All they care about is winning a championship, not that there is anything wrong with that but being a college coach does require some babysitting experience. You have to have sure that your players aren't out smoking dope and injecting themselves with steroids. What a weird time for this story to come out too. Here's Syracuse trying to lock up the number 1 overall seed in the tournament and we got drug violations sprouting up out of nowhere. The person or persons who broke this story are complete loser(s) though. You can't keep your big mouth shut until April, honestly? Must've been a Kentucky fan.

We need more dogs as coaches right my man?

Mario Williams May Be Coming to New England

Yup that's right I said it, it's possible. I don't know a lot about the situation but I just got off the phone with my Patriots correspondent and he kept it simple by just telling me. Poised for another Super Bowl run? Obviously.

Seinfeldism of the Day: The Message of Sweatpants

I like rocking sweatpants but I will only wear the sweatpants that DON'T have that goofy elastic at the bottom. That elastic is the absolute worst. And yeah also, I wouldn't be rocking these purple, elastic sweatpants that George has on here either. If you're going to wear sweatpants, cut the elastic and make sure that they come over your sneakers you're wearing. Don't have the elastic stop right above the sneaker, it looks atrocious.

The Lion Must've Been a Pats Fan

Well, amidst Chad Ochocinco tweeting once every 2 minutes he was actually able to attend a charity event. It just so happens that at this event, Ochocinco got urinated on by a lion that was at the event for some reason. For some odd reason, I can see Chad enjoying this type of thing. He's just a weird guy. What's funny about this though is that this was not the only time he was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hell, he was doing it all season long when running routes. This time he was in the wrong place again and he finally caught something, urine from the King of the Jungle. Don't know exactly what this does for his stat line but I don't blame the lion. Chad didn't catch anything all year and the lion let him have it.

PS-Also he was attending this event with Darrelle Revis. You know you're not a true Patriot when you're going to parties with a Jet defensive back, or a Jet roster member for that matter. Don't care if he's your friend, can't blend the blue and green together.

This Is Our Top School in the State?

No history lesson of me needed with this one. However, it is important to acknowledge the fact that number one high school in our state is full of scandal and frankly it's ridiculous. Just read this story. How can you have a top school have so many problems and have a history of being sketchy? The school has been rocked with scandals of cheating on SATs with water bottles and now a story about a sexual assault but allowing the teacher to finish out the year. Interesting how this is so quick to get swept under the rug though. There's a reason why this school has been called out multiple times in the the New York Times for being a hot-bed for cheating. Crystal Rock water bottle anyone? Yeah look that one up. Nothing against the kids but it just gets a little too much credit in my eyes. Ludlowe '09 for life.

Hmm...

In Other News...Beat Loyola

The Fairfield University Stags are one win away from the big dance baby. If they win tomorrow I will go to their first round game in the tournament. I'm absolutely pumped. Am I a die hard Stag fan, no. But I wear the good old 06824 on my chest and you got to rally the troops. Not to mention, I tear up Alumni Hall from the three point line and basically spend every summer day there ballin' hard on the outdoor courts. I hope they dismantle Loyola. School's weak, school's lame. All about the Stag Swag right now. Freakin' Greyhounds. Dumbest nickname of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Bill O'Brien Says Welker Didn't Drop the Pass...Are You Blind?

Note: The ball is the Lombardi Trophy essentially. 


Bill listen. You did a phenomenal job for us in New England but you managed to completely make me like you a little bit less after this. I have no doubt that Bill O'Brien will lead Penn State to a national championship, that's a fact but come on Bill. The loss still stings and now you have to come out and say he didn't drop that pass? Bill last time I checked a dropped pass was when it hits somebody's hands and they don't catch it. Being that I was about 40 yards away from it I can tell you flat out that Welker decided to put stones in hands on that 2nd and 11 play and he just flat out dropped the ball. No question about it. Don't coddle Welker. Welker has been nothing but clutch for us but now he is going to have to earn that trust back. Bill I am no idiot. I've played a tremendous amount of backyard football games in my day and I literally can relate to Welker in this situation. In the early part of my career, I caught everything thrown my way. Hauled in everything. My YAC yards were through the roof. Then as my career went along I became a defensive liability, couldn't cover and man to save my life and offensively still made catches but wasn't making the clutch play. When my team needed me, I just wasn't picking up the first downs or punching it in for 6. I had a few games here and there but I went in the tank. I became less reliable. I became a pre-madonna out there and got cocky. Thought I was above the league. Well, my career ended like TO. I'm washed up and can't even find a team that wants me. Are we seeing the end of Welker too? It's possible. That catch has to be made. That was the one play between us and a 4th title. So don't baby him Bill, grow up.

PS- And if anybody wants to come at me and say that it was Brady's bad pass that caused the drop I will literally tear you a new one. I would get so heated in that argument that you'd probably end up bawling your eyes out after. Don't do it. Do not tread into that territory. You've been warned.

If The Marlins Uniforms Didn't Weird You Out, Maybe This Will

I really don't get it. How is this going to work out? I get that the glass there is probably indestructible but come on, stranger things have happened. What is it with Florida teams and having fish and all sorts of creatures in their ballparks? The Rays have a tank full of stingrays and now the Marlins have little guppies swimming around behind home plate. Let's make a bet. I say it takes PETA one week from now to complain that this is inhumane and that if a ball hits the glass it will disturb the fish. What do we all think about that?

End of Blue Laws in Connecticut?

Is it the end to Connecticut blue laws? Laws that prohibit the sale of alcohol on Sundays and on other days may all be coming to an end in July. If the vote passes in May, laws that ban the sale of alcohol on Sundays  will be lifted and by July 1st, Sunday will be a day you can purchase alcohol. Connecticut is one of two states left in the nation that still bans the sale of alcohol on Sundays. Many of the mom and pop package store owners have complained about this restriction because they lose business to the surrounding states of New York, Massachusetts ad Rhode Island which have already changed their blue laws. To me, the blue laws in Connecticut are outdated and in times where the package stores are struggling, it seems this is a necessary move to keep these people in business. This move which would go into effect by July would help keep business in the state and CT residents wouldn't take their business across the borders. Somewhere underage high schoolers are rejoicing at this. I've never really been one who's really found the need to buy alcohol on Sunday. I mean I'm all for keeping these little stores in business but buying alcohol on Sunday just always has seemed weird to me I don't know. I mean a man's got to rest right? I mean the fact that alcohol was banned on Sundays is a basic violation of the Constitution. What happened to a little thing called separation of church and state? Let's stick to that and pass this vote.

A Message For All You Pink Hat New Yorkers

Listen closely.

Swag For Days

Tell if there is another dude on this planet that just drips swag like Tom Brady. Just absolutely killing it on the links. It's got to be a heck of a feeling walking around a golf course knowing that you are the best quarterback on this planet.

PS-I want that hat.

Luke Scott Isn't Jealous Right?

Former Baltimore Orioles outfielder and now Tampa Bay Ray Luke Scott had a lot to say when it came to them ruining the hopes of the Red Sox playoff chances last year in Baltimore. He enjoyed watching the Sox fail more than any other person apparently and then enjoyed taking a stab at the Sox fans themselves.

A few of his jabs:

 "The fans come in and they take over the city. They're ruthless. They're vulgar. They cause trouble. They talk about your family. Swear at you. Who likes that? When people do that, it just gives you more incentive to beat them. Then when things like [the last game of last season] happen, you celebrate even more. You go to St. Louis -- classiest fans in the game. You do well, there's no vulgarity. You know what? You don't wish them bad."




Boy, isn't this guy a piece of work huh? I cannot wait until he comes to Boston on April 12th. He honestly picked the worst city to take stabs at. Home to the best, most loyal fans in the world, Boston will be sure to give Lukey boy the business. Also, there's a little guy named Bobby V running the shows in Boston now and I'm not doubting that he may have Lester sneak a fastball right at Lukey's ear flap. Listen, as far as I'm concerned, Boston has earned the right to say whatever it wants about any other sports town. Being that it is Titletown and there is no arguing that at all, we have earned the right to swear at you, I don't think we talk about somebody's family and yes we like to get a little rowdy and show passion for our teams. Luke, you played in Baltimore where the passion for their baseball team has gone down greatly. Once a proud franchise is now nothing but a depressed ballpark with an even more depressing city. You don't know what it is like to play in a city where the city puts the sports franchises on the highest tier and you certainly aren't going to get that in Tampa. I'm sorry our fans travel and overtake your former city of Baltimore. I was there. I was in the stands and I was obnoxious absolutely. Not my fault you only get a few thousand fans to a game and we just overtake you guys. Not my problem. Maybe if you hit higher than .260 every year you'd put some more fans in the seats. But enjoy those cow bells they have in Tampa. Oh and by the way Lukey, when the Sox go play in Tampa it is like a Red Sox home game. Prepare to have the season from hell Luke. Enjoy your ringless hand.