Seinfeldism of the Day: We've All Been Here

Whenever I put my jeans through the wash, I put them back on and bam it's like I'm wearing spandex. When I put them on I see muscles in my legs that I have never seen before. Taking off a freshly washed pair of jeans is by far the worst thing to do. Nevermind putting them on early in the morning. I'd rather walk about in my boxers in 30 degree temperatures than wrestle with these slacks in the morning.