Wednesday, October 12, 2011

If My Baseball Team Was Choking, I Would Bribe Them With Headphones Too.

Really? John Henry gave every member of the Red Sox roster a free set of $300 headphones to try and get them to win? Johnny buddy, nice move. I see where you were coming from on this. Maybe if they listened to their pump up songs with a better sound quality they would've been in the ALCS right now and on their way to their 3rd title in 8 years. Makes complete sense. Couldn't of thought of anything better myself. This organization has hit the lowest it has ever been in my lifetime.

Some other instances:
1. Jacoby Ellsbury only talks to one person on the team apparently and that's his friend Jed Lowrie.
2. On their off-days, Beckett, Lester and Lackey would go (during games) into the clubhouse and drink beers and play video games all day. (Beer-io Cart?)
3. Terry Francona was rumored to have been abusing pain killers, while also living in a hotel the entire season because he had separated from his wife.
4. Theo Epstein is gone.
5. I have an interview to become the new GM of the team because honestly who wants this job?



Maybe all the players got these headphones, yup the Bieber kind.

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