Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The Bar Bill From Hell

Imagine being a bartender and getting a check with no tip and a message on the bottom that asked you to shed a few bounds. This is exactly what happened out west in Washington state. Why do people think it's alright to just go around tell girls to lose weight? Our society literally feels that if the woman isn't skinny, then she isn't attractive. This is absolute bologna. Women who are wicked skinny are much LESS attractive than women who actually have flesh on their bones. We are all obsessed with the 6'2" blonde, skinny model who walks like she's on a tightrope, but ladies and gents, I'm 5'9" and even if I thought Victoria Secret Models weren't scary as hell, I still would get beaten in basketball by them based on their Shaq-like height. I would date Snooki over any Victoria's Secret model hands down. The Snookster has a personality, she's nuts and likes to have fun. Some of these models in their photo shoots look like they legit want to rip someone's face off and not to mention look like Jack from "The Nightmare Before Christmas"















              VS.





Snooki, (to quote Kramer) "can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan."

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