I'm all about good quality facial hair, the soul patch, chin strap, some spinach on the chin, but this mustache is simply unacceptable. I get that this guy, Derek Holland pitched an absolute gem last night to tie up the World Series at two a piece, but shave this. This is the type of facial hair that 14-year olds grow in their latter years of middle school. Grow up man. I can't stand to look at this peace fuzz. Start of slow. Grow out the chin first and then you can grow your little meadow above your lip. If you're going to have the fur above the lip it is an absolute must that you have it on the chin as well. You may be a major league ballplayer but you are not a major league facial hair grower. Get on my level.
Some of the best facial hair on ballplayers:
Beckett: epic.
Yoooooooouk: even more epic.
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