PETA Ruining the Fun Again

Did anybody else see this picture? This makes me want to go to the grocery store, buy a chicken and put it in the oven just like this. Of course PETA had to come right out and say it was offensive. Honestly, how is that at all offensive? Apparently the PETA spokeswomen called it a "young pose." I don't know what that means but it sounds pretty dumb. It's humor PETA and stop trying to make an issue out of a sexy chicken. It's food and 80 percent of the population eats it and as a matter of fact I'm going to get a chicken fingers and fries right now.

This chicken has phenomenal thighs.

Top Places In And Around Fairfield, Connecticut

3. Fairfield Ludlowe High School
I know. Lame I put a school as number 3 on this list, but let's be real guys, this is where the legends were born. High school was the life. Sure the work sucked but I'd say it was a time that quite fun. The epicness that was the movie "Ludlowe Blues" was sparked by those walls. Life was easy back then and I didn't have to think about getting a job. FLHS was the greatest high school in the FCIAC and the state hands down. Say what you want, you won't sway me any other direction. Falcon for life.

Song sums it up...

More Pointless Evidence

I'm sorry but ladies and gentlemen, global warming simply is not proven and until it is I don't want the federal government spending money on a theory. Just read an article that ice is melting and two ice shelves are almost completely gone. Obviously global warming is a very liberal issue and this article was published in Canada, one of the more liberal countries. What do you suppose we do? Invest in solar panels? Yeah that went well when we invested 500 million into a solar panel company and it ended up going bankrupt. Hmm wonder why. Global warming is a fallacy (favorite word). Once again, it's a media driven topic that just scares people senseless.

Just chillin...

The Day is Finally Here!

It's September 30th. Last day of the worst month in Red Sox history. But today it also the day that Transformers: Dark of the Moon is out on DVD. I currently have it downloading from iTunes right now and plan on watching it in 5 minutes. Heck, maybe I'll watch it twice or three times today. Screw going out, just get me some soda pop and some sour patch and me and Optimus Prime will bond all night.

Intimidation...

Seinfeldism of the Day: Newman's Greatness

Funniest rant ever. The rivalry between Newman and Jerry just boils over the top in this scene and Newman let's Jerry have it. Hey Buck, my day will come too. 

Alright Fine Buck, You Win...Touche

You know I slowly calmed down throughout the day and though the loss still hurt, I wasn't fuming. But now after seeing this picture, that's all down the drain. This infuriates me to a whole other level. Ever since Buck took over the Orioles he has without question had it out for me. This man was put on this Earth to disrupt my life as much as possible. Maybe I just have to wave the white flag to this guy and say fine, you got me. All he had to do last night was not motivate the comeback and I'd be watching the Sox in Tampa right now. He's probably still grinning at me.

See his eyes are staring right out to the left field seats, right where I was sitting...unreal and he's laughing.

Rob Bedson Ladies and Gentlemen

Check it out his Remix here

The man himself...

Ideas For the Community Theatre?

Chances are living in Fairfield you have definitely caught a movie in the Community Theatre. But like every good thing, it's time for it to shut its doors and come to an end. I feel however that the sign adds a nice touch to the landscape and I would like to see it transformed into like a restaurant with a sort of theatre theme to it. Fairfield's downtown is absolutely taking off with bars (most importantly), restaurants and nightlife that makes surrounding towns look out of style. Fairfield is easily one of the better downtowns in the area and a restaurant in this building or another addition would only improve Fairfield's charm. (Yes I used the word charm.)

Washington Monument Looks Safe

Saw this in my school newspaper today. Apparently that "earthquake" that struck D.C. at the end of August just reeked havoc on the monument. Cracked the blocks and pretty much shook up the entire stability of it. But whatever the guy in the picture is doing, you could not pay me a million dollars to do that. No it's not as high as the Empire State Building but ladies and gentlemen that thing is tall and it is windy up next to it with it's position on a hill. I hope it reopens because it is a symbol of America and is a very intimidating thing to view at night.

Favorite Places In and Around Fairfield, Connecticut

4. Alive at Five
Yes, it's actually Alive at Five, not "live" which many people seem to not understand. Whatever the case, it is a great time. Honestly, it's either you love it or you hate it. What's better than taking a packed train down to Stamford with kids ranging from Fairfield to Greenwich. Fairfield has the best train stop because we usually get on first, stake out the seats and by the time the train rolls in to Darien, they're standing. Sure the concerts aren't great but where are my Third Eye Blind fans at? Fantastic show. Killed it. Went home and downloaded two of their albums right after and to this day still jam to them. Then there's always the drama that happens down there but that's part of attending this venue. You win some you lose some. See you next summer Stamford.

Go nuts...

My Worst Moments as a Boston Fan

Last night sparked me to compile my most heartbreaking moments in my 20 years as a Boston sports fanatic.

Super Bowl XLII

Aaron "bleepin" Boone

Pats Blow 2006 AFC Championship Game

 

Jets UPSET Patriots: Sweet Bart

Bruins Blow 3-0 Lead Over Flyers 2010:

People Say I'm a Spoiled Sports Fan...Far From It

The amount of pain I have experienced in since Sunday has been insane. I probably have an ulcer, my heart has skipped about 25 normal beats and to top it all off I can't watch baseball anymore this season thanks to those damn Orioles. Was at the game last night and I got to tell you, I can't stand Baltimore. Nice city but boy their fans are obnoxious. There were "Let's go Rays" chants in Camden Yards and the Rays were playing in Tampa!

Frankly Bill Buckner is now off the hook, he has been outdone by the entire Sox roster as being the biggest chokers.

I could say a lot of things right now regarding the future of the Sox but I will keep it to just 5. My suggestions are...
1. Bye Francona, thanks for the titles but hit the road.
2. Wakefield just retire and save us from 20 losses a season.
3. Sign Ellsbury for the love of christ.
4. Make sure Papelbon is not in our clubhouse next year. (Been saying it since day 1 of the season).
5. Change our logo...IT'S MAKING ME SICK LOOKING AT IT TODAY.

Seinfeldism of the Day: The Entrance

Kinda exactly what the Rays did last night, just came swooping in the door and took away my postseason. Kramer sheds some light on the situation because the Rays kicked the door down, at least Kramer keeps it in one piece.

Survivor: Baltimore Edition

I'm about to be venturing up the Baltimore in about an hour to meet my BoSox on the brink of glory or the brink of elimination. My view is this: It is going to a playoff game no matter what in Tampa. The Yankees are clearly blowing games against the Rays on purpose because let's face it, they are scared of the Sox and the only team that can knock of the Yanks in the playoffs in the Red Sox. Girardi isn't an idiot. He's an absolute cheater, but he isn't an idiot. Just watch Texeria last night and this base running. So this is going down to Tampa Bay Thursday night and it'll be a one game playoff. I got my Crawford shirt on, tickets in right field hopefully catching Pedroias dingers. It's do or die.

THIS IS RED SOX BASEBALL: STRESS, SWEAT, TEARS, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.



And only fitting that the Rays turn a triple play last night...that was indeed rich.

Top Places In And Around Fairfield, Connecticut

5. The Fairfield Beach Club
Always a go to spot when the nights are a little slow on weekdays during the summer. Nothing wrong with whipping out a grill and throwing some burgers and dogs on the grids. Hanging on the beach on a warm summer night is easily the greatest thing to do. I like to consider myself the master of the grill and Mike Deliberti is always planning a night there that is sure to be good. Fantastic spot, definitely the best place on a beautiful summer night.

Seinfeldism of the Day: Winging It

Leave it to Kramer to fake like he is actually employed. This scene was brought up to me today by Patch Cannon. Absolutely hysterical scene about faking employment and getting caught bullshitting a report. Kramer at it again.

Top Places in And Around Fairfield, Connecticut

6. Matt Tierno's House
It is without question the most productive place in Fairfield. When in doubt, we all just seem to end up at the place that has become our second home. It was home to the cookie fight, the "El Champion" incident and a football that somehow ended up in a vice. We somehow ended up being able to construct the backyard slash driveway into a wiffle ball field. Some things that have happened there cannot be repeated and will forever remain in the safe. But most importantly, the house is home to the one and only Matt Tierno and his beloved cat Ozzie. Together, these two make the Tierno home an epic place in the 06824.

Tierno and myself.

The Most Misunderstood Animal

When one thinks of misunderstood animals people say sharks and other things that live in the haunting place that we call the ocean. But to me, an animal that we don't understand at all is the squirrel. Sure you see them on the side of the road probably dead from a maniac driver or because they lost their balance on a slippery wire. But I ask you to just take time out of your busy day and just watch squirrels just kill it in nature. Is there any animal that is more athletic? These creatures jump from tree to tree effortlessly and scurry up trees faster than the speed of light. They bury acorns in the winter and dig them up at the beginning of spring. These animals are the definition of evolution. So next time your in a car and a squirrel is in the middle of the road, brake for it, that's what they want you to do because they mess with us. Squirrels baby.

Studs.

Seinfeldism of the Day: Game Day

One of the most underrated characters in Seinfeld is David Puddy. Look at him, just ready to support his team rocking the Brodeur jersey. Kramer's reaction at 35 seconds is priceless. I hate the Devils but Puddy is rocking it.

A Few Texts I Recieved Just After 4pm Today

-"Bills nation is on their feet as Brady throws his 4th interception...woooow" (Stunned)

-"On top of it all the Red Sox blow...what's happening with Boston?" (Kicking a man while he's down huh?)

-"The Bills???" (My favorite one)

-"Suck it, Brady blows." (Short and sweet)


I won't release names boys...

I was definitely the lion today folks...

Rough Sunday to Say the Least

What the heck happened today? The Pats were up 21-0 and then I blinked and we had lost. Losing on Sundays is not something I am used to at all. I literally have no interest in watching the Sunday Night Game. If you were to tell me that Welker would have 16 catches for 217 yards and we would lose the game? I would've said you're nuts, but Brady did throw 4 picks. Whatever he's human. He's still going to rewrite the record books this season. Buffalo will finish 8-8 and to them, this was their Super Bowl.

Apparently they had to take down the goal posts to prevent fans from rushing the field and tearing them down...no comment there at all, just pathetic.


But food for thought, the last time the Patriots lost to the Bills...they won the Super Bowl...just saying.

I'm sorry but did they just win a title?

This Song is on Repeat

After the Sox currently going 5-17 in September, I really should have taken Green Day's advice...

Witnessing a nightmare..

Well Google is Freaking Me Out Right Now

Any questions?

Everybody Duck

Apparently there is a 6-ton satellite that is on a course to hit the Earth and it has three possible locations it could strike. It could hit Canada, Africa or Australia. I'm sorry what? Those are the potential zones it could hit? I mean I'm not Lewis or Clark but last time I check those continents weren't exactly close to each other. So essentially they have no idea where this thing is going to hit and it's bugging me out. Hopefully it burns up before it reaches Earth but then that could just spray pieces to Canada, Africa and Australia. That is one crazy map.

Oh yeah spot on...

Does Anybody Else Miss Gus Johnson on CBS?

I know this happened a while a go but c'mon Gus, come back. The man could literally make a chess match exciting. His voice, his lack of using words and just screaming made that meaningless Jaguars, Texans game last year unreal. It is only natural that Gus gets an exciting game so he can use those outrageous noises that seem to make the moment memorable. It's also unfortunate that he won't be announcing anymore NCAA Tournament games because he left CBS entirely. I'm pretty sure he's announcing college football on Fox or something but it just isn't the same. We miss you Gus!

My favorite Gus moment just happened last year...

If you want to listen to all Gus Johnson's greatness just click the link below

http://www.gusjohnsongetsbuckets.com/

Having A Pet In College?

Most of my friends are now juniors and seniors in college which means that now they have their own places. No more dorm rules which is nice so now one of my friends has a pet bunny. I think it would be cool to have a pet but I really don't know. I mean if I am going to get a pet it would without question have to be a dog. Sure bunnies are cute but dogs have a soul and heart. I feel like bunnies just sit and stare and move their mouths at a ridiculous speed. But if someone came to my door and said "you want a pet bunny for your room?" Without question the answer would be yes. 

My old pal Sental and her pet bunny at Roger Williams. 

Top Places in And Around Fairfield, Connecticut

7. Rawleys
Another one of Fairfield's fantastic eateries. Rawleys offers burgers and dogs that cannot be matched. You can say what you want about Shake Shack or Five Guys, the burgers at Rawleys are phenomenal. Yeah it's in an old shack and looks dirty, but that's what makes it great. If you haven't eaten at Rawleys and you live in Fairfield, then you're not a real Fairfielder. If you don't live in Fairfield and haven't eaten at Rawleys, well then I just feel bad for you. By the way, it's Martha Stewart's favorite hot dog stop!

You're absolutely right Jim, it is good.

So Far Rex is 0 for 2

So Rex Ryan at the beginning of the season called for teams in the NFL to step up and beat the New England Patriots. Well, two teams have already failed and there are plenty more to come. Rex acts like he's won a Super Bowl with the Jets, it's absolutely hystereical. Here's some advice Sexy Rexy: win a super bowl and then you can send out a memo to the rest of the league. 2 AFC Championships in a row is not a success, in Boston sports, we consider that a choke. Take my advice, I root for Titletown, USA.

By upset pick of the week, Raiders over the Jets...give 'em hell Oakland!

Seinfeldism of the Day: It's George's Birthday!

Today is Jason Alexander's birthday, he is 52 today. Obviously he is better known as George Constanza, the god of all men. This one is to you George!

All men should take lessons from this guy...

Favorite Places In and Around Fairfield, Connecticut

8. The Par 3 Golf Course

There is an infinite list of things I could say about this place. Everytime I step out on this course with my bros, multiple stories come out of it. One that stands out is the matchup between Team Birdie (Patch Cannon and Matt Tierno) vs. Team Oakley (Matt Nadolny and Myself). Team Oakley had swag with the Oakleys and really were the duo that couldn't be beat. But on that day, Team Birdie came to play and with their victory the term "Gooooooooood Matthew" was coined. Another time somehow a 7-Iron almost struck a car in the parking lot across the street from the 1st tee box (shown below) but that is a story for another day. 

It screams summer...

Can't reference a golf course without thinking of the greatest scene of all time...

THE MAGIC NUMBER IS...

I cannot wait for this season to be over and the playoff schedule reads that we are playing either the Tigers or the Rangers. If it says either the Angels or Rays in that column then the Sox will never have a chance at reaching the post season again. It is inexcusable that an offense like that doesn't make the playoffs. If this becomes the case, Terry I blame you!!!.

Yes, I am talking about playoffs.

OK, I'll Admit to This One

So I saw the movie Bridesmaids last night and I have to tell you, it was flat out hysterical. Yeah it's a chick flight but legit it was classic. At moments I was absolutely howling to the point of tears. The plot is just as corny as any other chick flick but honestly being that every other moment was hilarious, I didn't care. Truthfully I probably couldn't summarize the movie to you because I was too busy laughing like a hyena.

Absolutely lost it in this scene...the fat Bridesmaid can come to my wedding any day.

Seinfeldism of the Day: Master of Disguise

Another one of my favorite Kramer scenes of all time. Kramer goes to take a statue that this guy supposedly stole. Instead of confronting the real police, my man Cosmo takes into his own hands and has a field day with this guy. Kramer is the perfect example of the saying "you can be whatever you want to be if you put your mind to it." Kramer does it again!

New "Miami" Marlins Logo

So I was coming back from one of my classes today and I hopped on Twitter for the 30th time in 2 minutes and noticed a tweet by ESPN saying that the new Marlins logo had leaked. I was excited to check it out so I clicked the link and my goodness I wish I hadn't. The thing looks like it should be the logo of some sort of ice cream. Like that thing surrounding the letter "M" is that supposed to be a marlin or is it that disfigured dolphin in that Morgan Freeman movie. What ever the case, Marlins fans I feel bad that you have to support and sport those colors.

Today in Snapback Swag

                                                  

Today I am launching a new segment where a few times a week I will be publishing some of the coolest snapback hats I've seen. The snapback revolution is in full swing and back are the days where 90s championship hats are seen everywhere. Frankly, I love it. 

Today's snapback actually belongs to my girlfriend Danielle DeMartini (impressive huh?) purchased just this past weekend.  Even if you don't know hockey at all, you definitely have seen the movies. Yup, it's the Mighty Ducks and I got to say I have never seen this hat ever. The current NHL logo is absolutely heinous. Who combines the colors beige and black together? I mean c'mon now. This logo reminds me of all the movies where Gordon Bombay and the Ducks make jokes of every opponent out there on the ice. This snapback is unreal and I got to say I wish I could call it mine. 

More snapbacks to come...

Favorite Places In and Around Fairfield, Connecticut

9. Cannon Field
Oh she's a beauty at number 9, it's Cannon Field. Though this may only be significant to some, the significance goes without saying. It is embedded in the roots of the high school glory days of all who have stepped onto its grass. We've seen it as a frozen tundra swallowing the pride of the losers and befriending the winners. We've seen it as a "Field of Dreams" where knucklers and homers are ripped into the tall trees that enclose the field. The place remains near and dear to my heart and has been coated with my tears of joy and tears of pain. It's a gridiron, its a diamond, it's Cannon Field.

Ladies and gentlemen, the man who the field is named after, Mr. Patch Cannon everybody.

Seinfeldism of the Day: Marriage

I got to say this is one of my favorite Kramer scenes of all time. Kramer breaks down marriage and analyzes it from every angle. Not saying I agree or disagree but for some, this is actually how the cycle works. Cosmo Kramer strikes again. Well done sir.

St. Joes in Philly Knows How to Party

This past weekend I was up in Philadelphia and I got to tell you it's a great place to have a good time. All the kids just love to party and where else can you buy snapbacks for 10 dollars? I'll see you on Halloween Philly.


And by the way...2 am cheesesteaks are phenomenal.

See This Big Red Button...

IT'S THE PANIC BUTTON AND IT'S TIME TO PRESS IT...Rays are 1 back.

The Bear represents the Rays and Will Farrell is a typical Red Sox fan on this horrible evening...

Well This is Rare

For the next 4 nights, I will be the biggest Yankee fan on the face of this planet. Yes those words just came out of my mouth. If the Red Sox want to hold their playoff spot, they are going to need those hated Yankees to lay a spanking on the Rays. Boy it is tough to do but if I just block that symbol out from my head I just see a bunch of guys running around in goofy pinstripe pajamas (ugliest uniforms in baseball). So  stay on your feet Carl we are almost there!!!!!!

And The Countdown Begins...

10 days. Yup. 10 days until the release of Transformers: Dark of the Moon on DVD. Movie was unreal. Honestly a lot of people didn't like it at all saying it was too over the top and too confusing and the funniest is that people have said it was "too loud." Well it was pure greatness. The scene where Megatron is sitting in the Lincoln Memorial is bold and well made. Of course I'm biased because I saw the filming of that scene but nonetheless, top 10 movie of all time.

Favorite Places In and Around Fairfield, Connecticut

Over the next 10 days (business days, that's right I take weekends off) I will be posting my favorite places in Fairfield and in the surrounding area. Places will range from the millions of phenomenal eateries we have in town or just scenic points. Fairfield will always be my home and it is my duty to honor it even when I'm away.

10. LoBellos aka Casa Josephine but really it's Lobellos.
This is the spot. When in doubt just roll in and pick up a few slices or an epic chicken parm wrap. Obviously this is the old sign but the walls of that deli will always scream LoBellos. The amount of money I have dropped at LoBellos is probably insane but the place is like "The Field of Dreams": people will come and will pass money over without even thinking about it. Yup, that's me when purchasing my 3 slices and a nice Arnold Palmer.

DC Needs Voting Rights...No Really, They Do

I would bet a majority of Americans don't know that the District of Columbia and those living in it do not having voting rights. Some people may not even understand that DC is a district and it is NOT part of Maryland or Virginia. It is a district, accept it. But isn't it ironic that we gained our independence from Britain in 1776 on the basis that we wanted to be represented and now our nation's capital citizens can't vote. Yeah it makes for a cool slogan at the bottom of the license plate but we need to change this. Shockingly, throughout the world this is well-known knowledge and it kind of puts a tainted image on democracy in this country. Under democracy aren't all people equal? So in our nation's capital they can't vote? Just a thought.

Seinfeldism of the Day: Breaking Up

Everybody has obviously at one point or another gone through a breakup of some sort. Whether he or she broke up with you or you broke up with he or she it sucks. But the number one cure for a breakup is of course Seinfeld. It is. Hands down. No questions asked. This will make a breakup seem like its the best thing that has ever happened to you. Just take a listen to my good friend George "the voice of reason" Costanza.

Wait What Just Happened?? Did This Seriously Happen??

So the Sox apparently won a game last night? Hold up really? That's shocking since Lackey started. They scored 18 runs in the process which is just unheard of. I'm balancing on the edge of the ship ready to jump off but I think I'll stick around another night. They got the Orioles again tonight. Erik Bedard is starting and that's just a toss up. The man could give up 20 or give up 5, who knows? All I know is that if we actually take hold of the Wild Card and make the postseason, we are going to have to win every game scoring 15 runs.

This could potentially be me at the end of September...

Who Else is Mad that Tim Thomas Isn't on the Cover of NHL 12?

Absolute outrage. Legit thought it was a done deal. I mean Timmy T was standing on his head in every game in the playoffs and made Roberto Luongo eat his words. The man who is on the cover, Steven Stamkos, got beat by Thomas in the Eastern Conference Finals. I mean c'mon now? And it doesn't end there, Peyton Hillis on the cover of Madden? Brady the MVP doesn't even sniff it? I sense some Boston haters...but that's okay I got the rings.

Oh and this guy is my quarterback...stay hydrated.

So They're Putting Condoms in Our Dorms?

So I don't know what the deal is with everybody else's college but apparently my school has decided to place condom dispensers in all the residence halls. I'm glad my tuition money is going towards purchasing rubbers for students who can't march to the local 711 and slur the words "can I have the Trojan blue box please?" It is very simple, and we are all men and women now, it's not embarassing to ask for a box of condoms. But see the thing about condoms is that it's like eating spinach or any vegetables, yeah they are good for you but they're not necessary. Yeah scary situation but I don't want my parents money going towards people irresponsibleness. This is indeed rich. As my good ol' roommate Tyler McDonald said "If you can't go purchase condoms at a store, then you probably shouldn't be having sex." Well put sir, well put. The link to this outrageous article is below...

http://www.gwhatchet.com/2005/11/10/condoms-to-be-placed-in-gw-dorms/

Seinfeldism of the Day

If it's one thing I know, it's that Seinfeld applies to every real-life situation, without question. I mean how many times have you been waiting for a table at a restaurant or how many of you have that crazy next door neighbor? What about the friend who can't hold a relationship for the life of him because he worries that she eats her peas with a fork? Think what you want about the word "menage a trois", it was coined by George Constanza himself. George is the master of men, and we should all aspire to be like him one day.

Quite Possible I Could Be Jumping Ship on the Sox

I have said it before and I will say it again, when the heck is Terry Francona going to put Alfredo Aceves in the starting rotation. I would rather watch paint dry than watch John Lackey attempt to pitch an inning. The funny thing about Lackey is that it can never be his fault. On multiple occasions the man has turned around and yelled at his defense behind him. Well Lackey, when you were with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (slash San Diego slash San Jose slash Canada) I envied the Angels having you and the competitive spirit. But my friend, the only reason you have 12 wins is because the Sox "O" USED to put up 10 runs a game, but obviously all good things do come to an end (just revert back to the series against the Rays). Opponents are also hitting a whopping .303 off of you (that's rich). Terry, if you can hear me Beckett, Lester and Aceves should be your guys (if we even make it). I'm going to continue to watch this 11-8 game and sweat beyond belief.

And by the way, if you were to tell me that a game against the Orioles in September would matter, I would've looked at you as if you had multiple heads...c'mon now.

Allow me to Introduce Myself...

Im going to keep this nice short and sweet. My name is Ryan, I'm a student at GW in DC and am from Fairfield, Connecticut. If you aren't a Boston sports fan, I automatically assume that you know nothing. I wear the red white and blue on my sleeve and I love Seinfeld. I used to be able to run 15 miles without a problem, but since college has rolled around I have seen that number decline greatly, but not to worry I will get back up to my prime. I was a varsity soccer player in Fairfield, CT for the Falcons of Fairfield Ludlowe. Safe to say I wasn't much of scorer as I manned the backline and I liked to think I was tough out there. I live by a few basic principles:
1. Family
2. Education
3. Pats, Sox, Celts, Bruins
4. Living the Dream

That's me, this is my blog and I'm kicking it off...now.