Timmy Thomas Stands on His Head and Says "No, no" to President Obama

Timmy refused to go the White House today and celebrate the Cup victory with President Obama. I got to tell you, the man amazes me in between the pipes and now as a member of society. He's just a mystery. You don't even know what he is capable of. He just keeps you on the edge of your seat constantly. He doesn't stay in the crease and he doesn't go to the White House. He's got to be one of the Great Wonders of the world. Bravo Timmy, bravo.

His reasoning behind his absence:

"I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People.