So apparently if you hug this new Coke vending machine it'll give you a free soda. That's right, no more having the flatten out the dollar or fumble with quarters, all it takes is a simple little groping sesh with the machine. Yeah it will save you the embarrassment of having your dollar get spit back out at you while people are watching. I mean is there really a more humiliating moment than not being able to execute a vending machine? However, what message are we sending to society with this? If you grope and touch something you will get whatever you want? Coke is really taking a little risk with this one. Like where would you put these types of machines? You wouldn't be able to put them in a place like Grand Central Station because the dang machine would get touched in every possible way and it'd be a little problematic. I can't wait to see what Pepsi comes out with as a response to this. Maybe they'll create a machine that only requires a quick make out and then out pops a Pepsi Blue. Remember that beverage? Absolutely phenomenal. You're on the clock Pepsi.
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