Worlds largest insect has been discovered. I hate bugs. Roaches, flies, those 70 legged bugs that randomly appear sometimes but this bug takes the cake. This new discovery was found in a tree by some dude who has a fetish for bugs and holding them obviously. The bug was found in a tree on an island off the coast of New Zealand. So this pretty much solidifies that I will never step foot in New Zealand. Could you imagine going to bed at night and seeing this thing crawling up the wall next to you? You wouldn't sleep for days. The thing would be in your dreams for as long as you lived. I mean the thing is so big you can't even kill it or flush it down the toilet? It'd clog up the pipes. Bugs are my kryptonite. I one time refused to sleep in my bed (like a chick) because they was a spider just chilling in my sheets. So for the night, the spider took over my territory and I let him have it without a fight. I never found the thing after that so it probably crawled in my mouth while I was sleeping (thanks for that Snapple Cap facts).
And this was the exact note I left on my door after the spider won the battle of my bed...
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