Seinfeldism of the Day

If it's one thing I know, it's that Seinfeld applies to every real-life situation, without question. I mean how many times have you been waiting for a table at a restaurant or how many of you have that crazy next door neighbor? What about the friend who can't hold a relationship for the life of him because he worries that she eats her peas with a fork? Think what you want about the word "menage a trois", it was coined by George Constanza himself. George is the master of men, and we should all aspire to be like him one day.