Christmas Edition: Best Elf Moments

We will take a little break from Seinfeld and get into the whole Christmas Spirit. Great moment in the movie Elf. I've already watched it 35 times since Thanksgiving.

Best iPhone Games

If you have an iPhone you literally have access to the greatest games and endless entertainment. If you have the BlackBerry you as well have a phenomenal game in WordMole. But with the iPhone I legit could get any game. I downloaded the old school game SimCity the other day. Who knew? But there are a select few games that I could sit down and play for just as long as a session of a little Modern Warfare 3.

1. Temple Runner
Addicting. It's got like a 5 star ranking. If you don't have this game, get out.


2. NBA Jam
No longer do you need the old Nintendo system to play this classic, just download it and it's all there. If that sweet announcer is still on the game.

3. Fruit Ninja
Pointless game. Makes no sense to me at all but it's freakin' awesome. The little Chinese dude is awesome too.

High score...hit me up if you beat it. You won't.

Greatest Song of All Time?

Imagine yourself in a bar, hanging out and this song comes on? Do you not just go absolute hambones jamming out to this song? Picture the entire bar singing the chorus. I'm making it happen over Christmas Break. Be ready Fairfield.

Get Off Me

Worlds largest insect has been discovered. I hate bugs. Roaches, flies, those 70 legged bugs that randomly appear sometimes but this bug takes the cake. This new discovery was found in a tree by some dude who has a fetish for bugs and holding them obviously. The bug was found in a tree on an island off the coast of New Zealand. So this pretty much solidifies that I will never step foot in New Zealand. Could you imagine going to bed at night and seeing this thing crawling up the wall next to you? You wouldn't sleep for days. The thing would be in your dreams for as long as you lived. I mean the thing is so big you can't even kill it or flush it down the toilet? It'd clog up the pipes. Bugs are my kryptonite. I one time refused to sleep in my bed (like a chick) because they was a spider just chilling in my sheets. So for the night, the spider took over my territory and I let him have it without a fight. I never found the thing after that so it probably crawled in my mouth while I was sleeping (thanks for that Snapple Cap facts).

And this was the exact note I left on my door after the spider won the battle of my bed...