Monday, October 31, 2011

Reaction to Pats Loss



Not worried. Not worried at all. Coming off the bye week, they were still on vacation. It's not concerning because the Pats never lose back to back games ever. What is interesting though is how Brady just kind of looked like a baby the entire game. I don't know, he had like a little scowl on his face that he wasn't still in the Bahamas cuddling with Gisele. He still tossed 2 touchdown passes which is good for any other quarterback of course, but with Brady I expect at least 3 to 4 per game. Ryan Clark, the Steelers corner delivered another late hit. I swear he does that every year against us. Which is also why I'm wondering why do we play the Steelers but the Jets don't? The Jets went further into the playoffs last year so why don't they get a more difficult schedule. Riddle me that one? This is the first time in forever that the Jets have a somewhat comparable schedule to the Pats. It's sickening but who knows. Maybe they are trying to preserve the life of Rex because with his weight and the way he gets when they lose, its a dangerous combination.





But for anybody who plays the Patriots, it's obviously their Super Bowl of course...

Seinfeldism of the Day: Independence vs. Relationship

As he says, "A George divided against itself, cannot stand." Is this how relationships make people feel? Who knows. They are still a mystery to me till this day and there isn't much of any hints. But what I have spent years trying to figure out, George figures it out in a short 45 second rant. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Getting Divorced

Did you actually think I would waste my time writing anything about this...NEXT POST please.

Best Commercials of All-Time

6. Bud Light: "Jackie Moon: Semi Pro"
If you don't absolutely howl at this commercial then you don't really have a pulse. This was a Super Bowl commercial I believe back in 2007 (shocking the Pats were in the Super Bowl). Anyway, Will Ferrel nails this ad. Now I'm not 21 and I can't drink obviously because that would be illegal but I know what my first beer is when I'm offered one..."Bud Light..suck one."

I'm Back!

Some of you care, some you don't, but I'm back in the blogging routine. I was away in Philly this weekend aka "Swag City" and it was another great time. Halloweekend was an absolute success. It really contained a little bit of everything. I must say one of the many highlights of the trip was waking up to a dog in the house, an American pitbull to be exact. Apparently the dog was wondering the streets of Manyunk (section next to Philly) and it was scooped up by members of our elite squad located on Wynnfield Avenue. It was brought back to the house and was given the proper care it needed. We even had a dog bowl. We also named the dog Ms. PacMan. Regardless, this dog was saved. A call was placed to an animal hospital in the area where the dog's owners had reported it missing. Well, we got your dog right here guys. Better learn to keep a closer eye on the thing. Hero or criminal? I don't know but regardless the dog is back home.

"What do pitbulls dream of, when they take a little doggy snooze
Do they dream of mauling faces, or Clifford the big red dog
Well don't you worry your scary, skinny face, we're gonna get you back to Manyunk in your sketchy, interesting bed
And then we're clean this house all up
And then we're gonna do it all over again..."

Pretty much the anthem for the weekend.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Seinfeldism of the Day: Striking Out

We've all been there, men and women. The feeling of oh boy I'm done. Well this should give you hope. If it can happen for George, it can happen for you.

Fairfield at it Again

Fairfield is ranked the second-best town in Connecticut, second only to the nearby Greenwich. This means looking up is Westport, New Canaan, Wilton and those other towns in the area. Everybody reading this knows I can go on an absolute rant about how I've known this is true for some time now, but I will digress. I'm mature now and I'll just take this honor and put it in my back pocket. 06824. I mean I could rant but I'd get yelled at. West Hartford ranks number 4? That's a town?







The Daily Fairfield
Fairfield Ranks as Second-Best Town in State