Brady v. "A Nobody"

That's exactly what Tim Tebow is. He is a nobody. Throws a couple of strikes here and there, beats some lousy teams and then ends up squeaking by Pittsburgh, a team that was truly walking on one leg. If Big Ben is healthy and Mendenhall is playing, Broncos lose that game by about 40. So now Tebow is going to into New England where it is safe to say, he stands no chance. Tebow is a typical product of media hype. When Tebow loses this Saturday night in New England, he becomes a nobody and the media drops him and his little antics. The Pats went into Denver Week 15 and absolutely dismantled him, he then goes off the following week and gets trounced by the Buffalo Bills. Listen, love his spirit, love his competitiveness, but he can't match up to Brady and certainly can't manufacture enough points to stay in the game. So media, let's stop hyping this game up like Tebow even has a chance. Pats vs. Ravens AFC Championship game and let's just leave it at that.

Sweet hat bro. He needs to be bounced out.


Oh and Denver, you know that guy you despised so much Josh McDaniels? Yeah he is on our sideline this weekend. How quickly you fans forget that McDaniels was the one who drafted Tebow and Demaryius Thomas the two players who gave you the victory on Sunday. Prepare for the wrath of Josh. Later Denver.

Brad Marchand Suspended for Five Games?

What an absolute joke. I was at this game and the place was going nuts. First off, they called this penalty "clipping." I used to clipping being a 15-yard penalty and me pulling my hair out after a nice punt return, not Marchand just taking Sami Salo and making him go flying. The hit was clean. It states in the rules that a hit below the knees is what warrants a game misconduct, not at the thighs. Now I'm not a doctor but I seriously think the knees were below where Marchand hits him. Now he gets suspended for 5 games? Absolute garbage. Is it not evident that Marchand was clearly trying to protect himself in this situation? Salo was coming around the boards ready to take Marchand's head off. Bravo Marchand, clean hit in my book my man. Keep playing the way you do.

Hey Alain, first of all your name is Alain. Secondly, how about you shut your trap. Salo and the rest of your team is too weak and scared to play like the Bruins do. What are you going to go take care of Marchand? Big tough guy huh? Why'd you lose to us in the Cup my man? You lost because you got outplayed, and outmanned. Your team lives for the power play and you cannot sit here and tell me Salo doesn't bait Marchand into doing that. Take a seat Alain, where's your ring pal?

I'm Back

After a brutal finals stretch and Christmas shopping that I didn't do and just flat out raging, I'm back on the blog scene. I've sat back and let Barstool have the glory for about a month or so, but that's over. I'm back on the scene and Prez is going to have to take a seat behind me. I've got a junk load to talk about from how horrible New York sports are to how great Boston is, you know the usual. Ayoo let's kill it.

Christmas Edition: Best Elf Moments

We will take a little break from Seinfeld and get into the whole Christmas Spirit. Great moment in the movie Elf. I've already watched it 35 times since Thanksgiving.

Best iPhone Games

If you have an iPhone you literally have access to the greatest games and endless entertainment. If you have the BlackBerry you as well have a phenomenal game in WordMole. But with the iPhone I legit could get any game. I downloaded the old school game SimCity the other day. Who knew? But there are a select few games that I could sit down and play for just as long as a session of a little Modern Warfare 3.

1. Temple Runner
Addicting. It's got like a 5 star ranking. If you don't have this game, get out.


2. NBA Jam
No longer do you need the old Nintendo system to play this classic, just download it and it's all there. If that sweet announcer is still on the game.

3. Fruit Ninja
Pointless game. Makes no sense to me at all but it's freakin' awesome. The little Chinese dude is awesome too.

High score...hit me up if you beat it. You won't.

Greatest Song of All Time?

Imagine yourself in a bar, hanging out and this song comes on? Do you not just go absolute hambones jamming out to this song? Picture the entire bar singing the chorus. I'm making it happen over Christmas Break. Be ready Fairfield.

Get Off Me

Worlds largest insect has been discovered. I hate bugs. Roaches, flies, those 70 legged bugs that randomly appear sometimes but this bug takes the cake. This new discovery was found in a tree by some dude who has a fetish for bugs and holding them obviously. The bug was found in a tree on an island off the coast of New Zealand. So this pretty much solidifies that I will never step foot in New Zealand. Could you imagine going to bed at night and seeing this thing crawling up the wall next to you? You wouldn't sleep for days. The thing would be in your dreams for as long as you lived. I mean the thing is so big you can't even kill it or flush it down the toilet? It'd clog up the pipes. Bugs are my kryptonite. I one time refused to sleep in my bed (like a chick) because they was a spider just chilling in my sheets. So for the night, the spider took over my territory and I let him have it without a fight. I never found the thing after that so it probably crawled in my mouth while I was sleeping (thanks for that Snapple Cap facts).

And this was the exact note I left on my door after the spider won the battle of my bed...